Obituaries

Trueblat's mind:
Time of death - sometime early this week
Cause of death - Turkey

After an entire semester of keeping on the go constantly, Trueblat's mind saw it's opportunity for a break. It fell into a coma and apparently never recovered. Since three days is enough time to tell whether something is dead or not, I have pronounced it dead. The cause of death will be blamed on an overdose of turkey. Trueblat has remained inoperable since the ultimate demise of his mind since not one assignment this week has been turned in on time, and if it has, it was done wrong. Trueblat also lost all pencils, and can no longer write anything down. He also forgot to set his alarm twice in a row after never having done so previously. Trueblat is desperately searching for another mind so he might possibly do well on finals, but so far, to no avail.

CTR Ring:
Date of birth: December 25th 1996
Time of death: Monday November 29th, 2004; 9:10 A.M.
Cause of death: Abuse and old age

CTR Ring lived on Trueblat's left middle finger for the duration of his life. He like to play a lot though. He loved spinning in circles on the table in English class. It was here that CTR Ring became a cripple from playing to hard. He had a nasty break on his backside that affected him the rest of his life and Trueblat's finger for that matter. CTR Ring's cripple has made Trueblat's finger bleed on quite a few occassions. Biffing it ice-scating, crushing it under the weight of five chairs, on and on. CTR Ring wasn't loyal to middle finger thought, and would switch between other fingers often when bored. Already being crippled, CTR Ring developed some side pains from the gradual wear and tear and eventually snapped. CTR Ring could no longer function as a ring and received a proper burial in the SCFA trash.

Timex Watch
Date of birth: December 25th, 1999
Time of death: Unknown on November 30th, 2004.
Cause of death: deluge

Timex Watch was a savior for Trueblat. Running the schedule he runs, he times everything to within minutes. Timex was with Trueblat every minute of the day. Timex was especially special to Trueblat because it was just what he needed. With a velcro band, Timex didn't have any metal as part of it. This allowed for no scratches on Trueblat's tubas, we he very much appreciate. Towards the end of Timex's life, he was getting pretty worn down. His velcro had been used to the point that only a few parts still actually stuck together. But he still just kept on ticking. Timex met his untimely demise after being biked through the downpour on Tuesday afternoon. At showing his displeasure for Trueblat's abuse, Timex bleeped loudy for a short period of time, and proceeded to die. Timex has not yet received a proper burial. A date hasn't been set yet, but the time remains 12:00.